(With Apologies To The Offspring)

Ladies and gentlemen -
welcome to The Disclaimer,
that's right The Disclaimer.

This American, apple-pie institution known as legal disclaiming will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the words that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time.

So protect your family. This website contains explicit depictions of things which are real (and things which are not). These real things are commonly known as life. So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don't visit.