Absurd Links
Links to the absurdity that is mankind. Sometimes these links go dead - that's the nature of the web. If a link is dead, move on to the next one.

Sep 3, 2008: It's funny right now too. (Link: Chris D.) #

Sep 3, 2008: Filtering stupidity (Link: Colin T.) #

Sep 2, 2008: "The strategy even allows for two, three or four quarterbacks on the field." #

Sep 1, 2008: Worth its weight in... #

Aug 24, 2008: How to draw anything! #

Aug 23, 2008: "Which all begs a question...how can one get access to the village?" #

Aug 19, 2008: "'It's our belief that Lincoln markets to a different class of people." #

Aug 19, 2008: A non-typo from this article. #

Aug 18, 2008: Absent man declared dead. #

Aug 6, 2008: This story is terrible, but the coincidence is still hilarious. (Link: Mike Ash) #

Aug 2, 2008: Amazingly, picture #1 looks simultaneously like a little boy, a woman, and an idiot. #

Aug 2, 2008: A very cool design/paint job in a parking garage. #

Jul 24, 2008: Ludicrous, unfounded terrorism fears, or a truly evil money-making plot? (Link: Chris D.) #

Jul 23, 2008: Hey, finally - a reason to go to Wal-Mart. #

Jul 12, 2008: Oh MAN is that a bad domain name. (Link: Mike Ash) #

Jul 8, 2008: That's just good comedy. #

Jul 5, 2008: Well now I'm creeped the hell out. #

Jul 2, 2008: Note that the treadmill sucked (Link: Chris D.) #

Jun 30, 2008: Oh man is that stupid. #

Jun 28, 2008: That's a fantastic headline. #

Jun 25, 2008: "...late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school." #

Jun 24, 2008: Some of these are just creepy as hell. (Link: Matan) #

Jun 19, 2008: If there's no dress code, I hope there's a weight code. (Link: Mike S.) #

Jun 17, 2008: "They'd argue with your ideas". The bastards! #

Jun 4, 2008: This is why you don't wear Crocs. #

May 28, 2008: Did you jihadists also wear -pants-? And that not every Arab is a terrorist? #

May 28, 2008: I had this plan! Only with thousands of institutions, and no lying or stupidity. #

May 25, 2008: Money? An insult! But 10 bats, now we're talking. (Link: Drew T.) #

May 14, 2008: That's quite a lot of wine. (Link: Colin T.) #

May 6, 2008: Yankee Fan Chris D.: "Just once can he grow a pair?" (Link: Chris D.) #

May 2, 2008: I don't know why Yahoo! Sports is covering this, really. It's awful. (Link: Chris D.) #

Apr 6, 2008: The real cost of sending text messages #

Apr 3, 2008: Sometimes, the US is just awesome. #

Apr 1, 2008: Some people shouldn't be allowed to possess reproductive organs (Link: Colin T.) #

Mar 31, 2008: A nearby barbershop is called Just The Way You Like It. Their domain is Just He Way Ou Lik It .com. #

Mar 25, 2008: How do you learn that this will work? (Link: Chris D.) #

Mar 24, 2008: November is going to be awesome! #

Mar 23, 2008: He didn't think we'd buy books, newspapers, or airline tickets over the network. Awesome. #

Mar 20, 2008: Burglaries are down because there's no one to fence to. "Everybody has everything now". #

Mar 14, 2008: How is that manslaughter? (Link: Chris D.) #

Mar 12, 2008: Dolphins are awesome. #

Mar 11, 2008: This one's for you, Spitzer. #

Mar 10, 2008: What editor let that one go? (Link: Mike A.) #

Mar 9, 2008: The locations of Ludacris' Hos (Link: Will M.) #

Mar 9, 2008: Remind me to invent my own religion (Link: Mike S.) #

Mar 9, 2008: Penis Reduction Pills! (Link: Mike S.) #

Mar 7, 2008: He stopped for a beer and cigarette! (Link: Chris D.) #

Mar 6, 2008: A hidden water tower #

Mar 5, 2008: Who knew Jabba The Hutt was behind it all? (Link: Colin P.) #

Mar 4, 2008: It's foul, but hilarious. #

Feb 28, 2008: Rooftops? They should have just used the back door. (Too easy?) (Link: Mike S.) #

Feb 26, 2008: The Song of the Count (Link: Will M.) #

Feb 24, 2008: I can think of better ways to go than "Too many fairy cakes" (Link: Guy E) #

Feb 20, 2008: Man, they got him but good. The text is good, but the video is worth it (Link: Drew T.) #

Feb 18, 2008: So very NSFW. But it's a holiday, right? (Backed up here) (Link: Quentin) #

Feb 13, 2008: "There is no manufacturer lock-in, so you can buy paper from different companies." #

Feb 11, 2008: Wow. Just wow. “We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate.” #

Feb 11, 2008: What a bizarre way to live. #

Feb 7, 2008: This is why there are no married criminal masterminds. #

Jan 31, 2008: The Bible has some hilarious stories. There are at least three WTFOLs in here. #

Jan 29, 2008: This is the worst thing I've seen in months. Cheeseburger in a can!? WTFOL. #

Jan 29, 2008: Who the hell gives an 18 year old an M5? (Link: Chris L.) #

Jan 27, 2008: Starbucks helps independent coffee shops #

Jan 24, 2008: A door to door tattoo salesman... #

Jan 23, 2008: Who the hell parses Roman numerals? #

Jan 22, 2008: Pornography v. Reality #

Jan 21, 2008: I'm all for a principled stand, but come on. #

Jan 13, 2008: That is the saddest thing ever. It's also pretty disgusting. #

Jan 12, 2008: Cliff Young is awesome (Link: Chris D.) #

Jan 10, 2008: So, Jeremy, you're kind of an idiot. #

Jan 4, 2008: Lenin haunts the South Pole (Link: Colin P.) #

Dec 25, 2007: Christmas greetings, from beyond the grave #

Dec 25, 2007: "Have a slightly demented Christmas" #

Dec 23, 2007: Yeah, I'm gonna get married really soon. #

Dec 20, 2007: You see, consensual underage sex is like dueling #

Dec 18, 2007: Seriously, that's a good joke right there. #

Dec 13, 2007: It's safe for work. And that's sad. #

Dec 10, 2007: If I was going to prank Wikipedia, I'd do it with a page like this. #

Dec 10, 2007: I'm pretty sure that's just a furry fly. A cute furry fly, but a fly nonetheless. #

Dec 5, 2007: You know, it seems to me that maybe ol' Evel wasn't such a good daredevil. #

Dec 3, 2007: Oh Snopes, you know all. #

Dec 2, 2007: Reportedly, NASA knows what sexual positions work in space. #

Nov 27, 2007: The difference, sir, is that's supposed to go out. Blood and kidneys are supposed to stay in. (Link: Mike Ash) #

Nov 22, 2007: Happy Thanksgiving! It's a giant hairball! #

Nov 21, 2007: Abstinence-only doesn't work? I'm shocked! #

Nov 20, 2007: Wow, England. Bike locks? #

Nov 18, 2007: Apparently, old Sesame Street is inappropriate for today's kids. #

Nov 17, 2007: People are fucked up. Particularly in Indonesia. (Link: Mart) #

Nov 15, 2007: 200 per day is a high, not an average. But this is still disturbing. #

Nov 7, 2007: See also Tree Saving Colors (Link: Chris D.) #

Nov 6, 2007: Man, that badger is a dick. (Link: Ben T.) #

Nov 5, 2007: She's "not having it"! #

Nov 4, 2007: The last line makes the article. #

Oct 27, 2007: A canoe? A beer-nami? Awesome. (Link Chris D.) #

Oct 25, 2007: James Lipton was a pimp. #

Oct 17, 2007: "Captain Roy's quest is definitely illegal and quite possibly impossible". Incredible. #

Oct 12, 2007: This hardly seems like "no-strings". It seems like there are an enormous number of strings, in fact. #

Oct 7, 2007: What do you say to this, Anne Frank? (Link: Chris D.) #

Oct 2, 2007: The best part is they got robbed! #

Sep 30, 2007: "Superficial cuts to the buttocks" is a great album name. #

Sep 27, 2007: Emergency Coin Flip Day! The playoffs are nuts! (Link: Chris D.) #

Sep 26, 2007: I'm all for conservation, but eating trash is a bit much for me. #

Sep 23, 2007: "What are friends if they don't know enough to destroy you?" The intriguing writings of a British prostitute. #

Sep 22, 2007: Following the Bible for a year. #

Sep 21, 2007: A fake bomb as art. Wow. (Link: Chris D.) #

Sep 20, 2007: "Bad news is he...totaled the company-supplied 2006 Scion XB; good news is he didn't choke to death on his lunch"(Link: Colin P.) #

Sep 18, 2007: They asked him to hack them, then pulled the segment because he hacked them. #

Sep 14, 2007: The experiments are real. The souls of the scientists are not. #

Sep 11, 2007: "What did you do at school today Bjorn?" "We built teacher a coffin!" #

Sep 11, 2007: The short version is seventy-nine people worked for over two weeks with no pay. Find out why. #

Sep 9, 2007: Pacific tribesman came to study British culture. Oh, and worship Prince Philip. #

Sep 4, 2007: The Sims: Torture Test #

Sep 1, 2007: Urinals need a new name. #

Aug 31, 2007: How To Steal An Elephant. Step 1: Obtain bull elephant. #

Aug 29, 2007: "...his favorite players on the Oklahoma Sooners football team..." (Link: Chris D.) #

Aug 29, 2007: Oops. What else can you say about sinking the Titanic? #

Aug 20, 2007: Yes, the guy at the beerfest who went in the bear cage MIGHT have been drunk. (Link: Chris D.) #

Aug 19, 2007: Cops plan to check IDs at a bar. Bouncer refuses to allow cop without ID into bar. Bouncer is later arrested. Wow. #

Aug 16, 2007: Stephen King was mistaken for a vandal while signing his own books in an Australian bookstore. #

Jul 31, 2007: Best crime spree ever #

Jul 30, 2007: I've said it before, but seriously - Japan is crazy. #

Jul 28, 2007: KUNT! KWTF! KCUF! (Link: Colin P.) #

Jul 21, 2007: If it was an obstacle, there'd be no French civil service. (Link: Colin P.) #

Jul 19, 2007: I appreciate that it's vegetarian, but I've heard of better quests. (Link : Will M.) #

Jul 16, 2007: Curtains sort of defeat the purpose. (Link: Chris D.) #

Jul 13, 2007: Apparently, he wanted money to buy wine, cheese and hugs. They cut out the middlemen. #

Jul 3, 2007: The first line might be the best thing ever written. (Link: Chris D.) #

Jun 16, 2007: "The entrant with the closest estimate, or their heirs, would win the car. " #

Jun 7, 2007: The last paragraph is the kicker. Get to "Bob's been shot at. He's been stabbed." #

May 31, 2007: 15 Reasons Fred Rogers Rocked (Link: Chris D.) #

May 25, 2007: Check out the sign - "Let Are Kids Walk" #

May 25, 2007: Spiders In The Ear, Part 2: One spider. Not living there. Still gross. #

May 24, 2007: Next Year's Darwin Award winner for worst murderer? #

May 23, 2007: Trent Reznor on the music industry. And oh man, A Black Eyed Peas ARG. #

May 22, 2007: Police office confiscates pot, makes pot brownies, thinks he's ODing and calls 911. #

May 22, 2007: They're not all good, but things like "I spit in mine" are. (Link: Drew S.) #

May 18, 2007: The name is why engineers aren't marketers #

May 6, 2007: "It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear -- what next?" Jesse said. #

May 4, 2007: And you thought our gun-toting stuffed Ammo was bad. #

Apr 29, 2007: It took 30 years of waiting, but man is a great prank. #

Apr 20, 2007: Food that wants you to eat it (Link: Drew S.) #

Apr 10, 2007: Interesting public art. Be sure to get to image #9 #

Mar 26, 2007: You couldn't read the sign! And if you could, you couldn't write for help! (Link: Chris D.) #

Mar 20, 2007: He'd better put her in a hell of a nice home #

Mar 20, 2007: Conversations as imagined by others (Link: Drew S.) #

Mar 14, 2007: 747 + 727 = loud(Link: Mark J.) #

Mar 13, 2007: Because picking up real dog shit is so much fun #

Mar 7, 2007: Holocaust Legos. How perfectly awful. (Link: Drew S.) #

Mar 2, 2007: The troops were armed with assault rifles - however, they had no ammunition" #

Mar 1, 2007: Very well done, Bob Dylan (Link: Chris D.) #

Feb 28, 2007: Free Inside! One Jagged Metal Krusty-O! (Link: Chris D.) #

Feb 23, 2007: That's some sexy cologne. (Link: Mike S.) #

Feb 22, 2007: You suck, Smarte Carte. #

Feb 19, 2007: Oddly enough, he hasn't had sex in 19 months either. #

Feb 18, 2007: "People think there's nothing going on up here." (Link: Daniel J.) #

Feb 13, 2007: Watch for terrorist arrows! #

Feb 11, 2007: Smart dog. Dumb woman. #

Feb 1, 2007: "That's not a hair question, I'm sorry." #

Jan 30, 2007: They caught him. In the parking lot. (Link: Quentin) #

Jan 27, 2007: That's $7000 per jack. Yeah, I'd do that. #

Jan 27, 2007: Dumb moments in business, 2006. My favorites include 20, 24, 51, 62 and 63 #

Jan 25, 2007: Actually, you can eat squirrel - just limit your intake. (Link: Chris D.) #

Jan 23, 2007: Maybe they could adopt? #

Jan 21, 2007: Many of these aren't technically correct, but I was still left gruntled. #

Jan 19, 2007: It seems to no longer be updated, but it's hilarious. #

Jan 15, 2007: I have to say, I've had better birthday presents. #

Jan 14, 2007: How do you console them? (BOOOO!) #

Jan 8, 2007: Sealand is for sale! Who wants to go in on it with me? #

Jan 4, 2007: Impressive. Crazy, but impressive. #

Dec 29, 2006: Page 19 is pretty accurate. Except soccer will never be popular. #

Dec 29, 2006: Steve Guttenberg, AKA Anonymous (Link: Drew S.) #

Dec 27, 2006: "Got a chimp?" #

Dec 26, 2006: Who has 9 volts, but not AAAs? #

Dec 23, 2006: Why NOT a 12 foot freaking high Frosty? I'd do it (Link: Quentin) #

Dec 22, 2006: I didn't link to the original, but it's hilarious as well. #

Dec 22, 2006: The graphical representation for the "catastrofuck": ;...( #

Dec 15, 2006: They're sewing the seed of their demise. #

Dec 13, 2006: How do you get "nearly attacked"? (Link: Chris D.) #

Dec 13, 2006: What could possibly go wrong with blind hunting? #

Dec 7, 2006: Underage sex is like dueling. #

Dec 6, 2006: Yes folks, God is helping deliver Silly String. #

Dec 6, 2006: Flatulence, not turbulence... (Link: Ally) #

Dec 4, 2006: Really what's absurd is that they haven't built this yet.(Link: Colin P.) #

Nov 26, 2006: Peace claims another Architectural Control Committee. #

Nov 22, 2006: Is It The Onion or Is It Real?: The World's Biggest Joint (Link: Quentin) #

Nov 21, 2006: It will in fact almost invariably blend. #

Nov 13, 2006: I don't know where this is from, but it's insane. Squirrel lamps, hamster breeding... #

Nov 6, 2006: Oh K-Fed..."The media is hating on you 'cause you suck." (Link: Ben) #

Oct 30, 2006: People are often hilarious. Especially lonely people. #

Oct 30, 2006: Better than even frozen key lime pie #

Oct 27, 2006: "This should only be available to the most depraved people..." (Link: John A.) #

Oct 26, 2006: "...Soon the other dogs weren't allowed to play with her." (Link: Colin P.) #

Oct 23, 2006: Way to go, Cracker #

Oct 23, 2006: It's like a mis-placed Onion article (Link: Quentin) #

Oct 23, 2006: It's my belief that Vegemite is an elaborate joke, by Australians, on tourists #

Oct 12, 2006: "It's not the financial plan I would choose..." #

Oct 12, 2006: Oh. My. God. #

Oct 11, 2006: "The nephew received an 'A' on the project..." (Link: Quentin) #

Oct 9, 2006: Crazy chalk drawings (Link: Karl) #

Oct 4, 2006: If people taste like bacon, we're doomed. (Link: Drew S.) #

Oct 4, 2006: I wonder what this does to the blue book value (Link: Neil) #

Oct 2, 2006: Sure I walk funny for a few days, but I know I'm not pregnant. #

Sep 27, 2006: Oh. My. GOD! Screech!? (Link: Chris D.) #

Sep 27, 2006: Hate Marmaduke? You'll love this. #

Sep 14, 2006: If this isn't the best pig-related story ever, I don't know what is. (Link: Quentin) #

Sep 14, 2006: If you know me, you know I like the cell phone part. #

Sep 7, 2006: "I've never been to Switzerland..." (Link: Will M.) #

Sep 7, 2006: She was cute, but no girl is worth that! #

Aug 26, 2006: You gotta spend money to...lose money. #

Aug 24, 2006: I get all my science news from MLB.com. #

Aug 24, 2006: They live on ice! (Link: Colin P.) #

Aug 24, 2006: Yeah, that's a handy knife. #

Aug 23, 2006: Some great stop-motion films #

Aug 23, 2006: I hide my jewels in a $1.26 million dollar case. What? (Link: Quentin) #

Aug 22, 2006: That is some evil right there (Link: Mike Ash) #

Aug 18, 2006: Denis Leary and Lenny Clarke ripping on Mel Gibson #

Aug 16, 2006: You know they invented that category specifically for Paris Hilton. #

Aug 16, 2006: "...may require that the handler take off the monkey’s diaper." (Link: Mike Ash) #

Aug 15, 2006: "...the implant had to be replaced." (Link: Mike Ash) #

Aug 15, 2006: Old but timeless. Who doesn't like rubber ducks? #

Aug 10, 2006: You know, police are never amused (Link: John A.) #

Aug 9, 2006: The woman in that picture is clearly stealing a penguin! (Link: Mike Ash) #

Aug 7, 2006: I like the third one down. #

Aug 5, 2006: "Apparently, the young people use it on the computer," she said. #

Aug 3, 2006: An Entire Mouse! (Link: #

Aug 3, 2006: "...being strangely cradled like a baby." (Link: Will M.) #

Aug 1, 2006: Why is a 23 year old using a fake ID? (Link: Chris D.) #

Aug 1, 2006: Of course, it -is- going to collapse on him. #

Jul 30, 2006: Jason Bateman, what have you done? #

Jul 3, 2006: Dust art (Link: Ben) #

Jul 3, 2006: So that's why they wear those robes! (Link: Chris) #

Jun 23, 2006: What do you say, except "Poor squirrel"? (Link: Chris) #

Jun 23, 2006: Depressing and creepy (Link: Colin P.) #

Jun 22, 2006: The World Cup and/or Germany are strange. (Link: Chris) #

Jun 22, 2006: Is This The Stupidest Scarf Ever? #

Jun 17, 2006: A dog brain-in-a-dish plays Quake 3. #

Jun 16, 2006: A memo to the MPAA about the South Park movie #

Jun 15, 2006: Nothing I can say will be funnier than the mental image (Link: Chris) #

Jun 13, 2006: iPod accessories have officially gone too far. #

Jun 12, 2006: Sunday, Bloody Sunday, By George W. Bush #

Jun 5, 2006: Well, that's one of the worst things ever. #

Jun 3, 2006: I printed out a wallet-sized copy, for future reference (Link: Will M.) #

Jun 2, 2006: "Blessed to be alive?" (Link: Mike S.) #

Jun 2, 2006: There's no denying it - this is awesome. #

May 31, 2006: "I accidentally took my shoe off and hit her with it after she punched me." #

May 31, 2006: Dr. Tran! (Link: Will) #

May 30, 2006: Come To McDonald's for our all new Explodey Meal! #

May 29, 2006: "...I'm not an idiot." (Link: Chris) #

May 28, 2006: Quality writing in an AP article. Look for "Farther west lies..." (Link: Quentin) #

May 24, 2006: $5000...that's cold. (Link: Mike A.) #

May 22, 2006: We call it ArmorPlast (Link: Quentin) #

May 20, 2006: "This is what happens when veterans have too much disposable income." #

May 18, 2006: They grow a lot of dumbasses in the Garden State (Link: Quentin) #

May 16, 2006: Hooray for the Somerville Police Department... #

May 16, 2006: The Eminem bit is in fact NOT the absurd part. See the last paragraph. (Link: Colin L.) #

May 16, 2006: Bears eat things? Who knew? #

May 15, 2006: The absurd part is people complaining about graphics on the next-gen. #

May 15, 2006: No, really, the patent system is in great shape. #

May 9, 2006: To be fair, there's not a lot else to do in NH. (Link: Ben) #

May 8, 2006: It's The End Of The World As We Know It...(Link: Will) #

May 5, 2006: "...I know he has a craving for junk food..." #

May 4, 2006: Wait for the "He then noticed..." part. #

Apr 30, 2006: So much false advertising, so many caveats (Link: Karl) #

Apr 23, 2006: The first cell phone call was trash talk. Now they're mostly just trash. #

Apr 20, 2006: Just how dumb do you have to be? (Link: Chris) #

Apr 19, 2006: Maybe the metal gods think you're as much of an idiot as the rest of us do (Link: Will M.) #

Apr 18, 2006: The last paragraph seals it. (Link: Ben) #

Apr 13, 2006: Yes folks, joggling. (Link: Chris) #

Apr 12, 2006: Paragraph two - Witnesses said it sounded like WHAT? #

Apr 7, 2006: If you love insects and jewelry, this is still gross. #

Apr 7, 2006: Some of these are pretty normal. And some just aren't. #

Mar 17, 2006: Good thing they caught the illegals. That was worth it. (Link: Ian) #

Mar 17, 2006: High Street! (Link: Ally) #

Mar 12, 2006: "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist." #

Mar 11, 2006: Death's dry run for his next stab at me? #

Mar 9, 2006: I'm rendered pretty much speechless by this page. (Link: Quentin) #

Mar 9, 2006: That's just awful. And why would it need so many keys? (Link: Chris) #

Mar 2, 2006: Ah, the Razzies. Delightful! #

Mar 2, 2006: It includes an 8 hour, real-time, bus driving mini-game! #

Feb 26, 2006: "I feel kind of bad..." (Link: Quentin) #

Feb 24, 2006: The Whizzinator rides again! #

Feb 22, 2006: Who was he calling? How did he learn to do this? The mind boggles. #

Feb 22, 2006: With friends like that... #

Feb 16, 2006: Be sure to check step #6 (Link: Jonah K.) #

Feb 16, 2006: I know what's going on my wedding registry(Link: Drew S.) #

Feb 15, 2006: That's not the preferred nomenclature (Link: Will M.) #

Feb 14, 2006: Idle hands... #

Feb 14, 2006: I can't believe I almost missed this beautiful story. #

Feb 13, 2006: "Now my thoughts are my own." (Link: Will M.) #

Feb 13, 2006: Traded for a cartoon rabbit. #

Feb 8, 2006: Imagine! #

Feb 4, 2006: This is ever so disturbing. #

Feb 2, 2006: Glad to hear they got right back to it. #

Jan 26, 2006: It's like a year's worth of Absurd Links on just 10 pages. #

Jan 23, 2006: Nothing like spending an $120 mil to make people think you're a Mom & Pop. #

Jan 21, 2006: Tetris furniture. Overpriced, but very cool. #

Jan 20, 2006: They got so much wrong. Repeatedly. #

Jan 20, 2006: It's not really absurd, but it is pretty cool looking. #

Jan 20, 2006: "Not Yet..." #

Jan 18, 2006: I've heard of heartstopping plays, but this is ridiculous. (Link: Jeff M.) #

Jan 17, 2006: Chris really got the short end of the stick here (Link: Mart) #

Jan 12, 2006: How did iPod Socks become reasonable? #

Jan 9, 2006: Karma - it's something Carson Daly came up with. #

Jan 6, 2006: I'd definitely buy that. #

Jan 6, 2006: I've said it before: audio people are nuts. (Link: John A.) #

Jan 5, 2006: "...giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." #

Dec 31, 2005: "And I'm not a pervert!" (Link: Colin P.) #

Dec 30, 2005: Ouch. (Link: Colin P.) #

Dec 27, 2005: Most of these are neat, but check out #6 (First item, second row). #

Dec 22, 2005: Granted, it's a little coarse. #

Dec 22, 2005: Apparently, it did not work. #

Dec 22, 2005: Truly bizarre #

Dec 19, 2005: Chlorophyll? More like...nevermind, this is interesting. #

Dec 16, 2005: This whole site is great #

Dec 15, 2005: That's good advice #

Dec 14, 2005: At least there will always be someone to reset the servers (Link: Will) #

Dec 13, 2005: Just don't keep anything important on it (Link: Neil) #

Dec 9, 2005: I wonder what the property taxes are like. #

Dec 9, 2005: Perhaps the best display of the ancient art of Freestyle Walking in existence #

Dec 9, 2005: Excellent, just excellent. #

Dec 4, 2005: The Japanese again! (Link: Colin P.) #

Dec 3, 2005: I linked to it back in February, but for the first time ever, I'm linking to a site again. It's that good. #

Dec 2, 2005: Study up! #

Dec 2, 2005: See the second headline #

Dec 1, 2005: Why did Wendy's even hire him? #

Nov 22, 2005: "You gotta have a heart." (Link: Colin P.) #

Nov 22, 2005: That pickup isn't compact either, but Jesus H. (Original image: otierney.net) #

Nov 17, 2005: Just buy a new printer! #

Nov 9, 2005: Best graphic ever (Link: Colin P.) #

Nov 9, 2005: Why is that a question? #

Nov 9, 2005: Perhaps not the best marketing move of 2005. (Link: Will) #

Nov 7, 2005: I'm dumbfounded. They're just dumb. #

Nov 4, 2005: You might not even know you need it (Link: William) #

Nov 2, 2005: The one house in Arkansas with no gun... (Link: Chris) #

Nov 2, 2005: Worst scratch n' sniff ever #

Nov 1, 2005: This may be the best thing ever. (Link: Will) #

Oct 28, 2005: Yeah, that's got staying power. #

Oct 23, 2005: You'd think it had gotten old, but it hasn't. #

Oct 21, 2005: Oh my god, it's the perfect link! #

Oct 20, 2005: Too bad he wasn't a Robert Parish fan #

Oct 19, 2005: That sounds phenomenally awful. #

Oct 15, 2005: If it wasn't so disturbing, it might be funny. #

Oct 13, 2005: Hardest "Where's Waldo" ever #

Oct 13, 2005: It comes with a gun! A second gun! (Link: Quentin) #

Oct 11, 2005: "Someone got a penis in the nose." (Link: Gus) #

Oct 10, 2005: People never cease to amaze (Link: Mark) #

Oct 10, 2005: Wee little parties (Link: Alex) #

Oct 5, 2005: Drew Shelton, buy this product #

Sep 27, 2005: So, so wrong. #

Sep 26, 2005: They call him Flipper, Flipper... #

Sep 24, 2005: Not safe for small children (Link: Ally) #

Sep 16, 2005: I have a new nightmare. #

Sep 15, 2005: Where's G? #

Sep 14, 2005: Right now it's a little short of being a million dollar idea. #

Sep 9, 2005: How Much is Inside? #

Sep 6, 2005: Come back! I love you!!! #

Sep 3, 2005: If only they'd played... #

Sep 3, 2005: Oh Steve, will you never learn? #

Sep 2, 2005: "Like is he a stamp collector or a lawyer?" #

Sep 2, 2005: Ouch, Philadelphia. Ouch. #

Aug 30, 2005: That's pretty obscene #

Aug 19, 2005: Stupid! #

Aug 16, 2005: People sicken me. #

Aug 13, 2005: Curse your lack of omniscience, Sue Martin! #

Jul 28, 2005: "Who even has cassette players anymore?" "The terrorists, Carly, that's who." #

Jul 28, 2005: That's kind of gross, really. #

Jul 23, 2005: To be fair, that's a pretty cool injury. #

Jul 21, 2005: That's disgusting, AND hilarious #

Jul 20, 2005: Neat, except for how it charges (Link: Nick S.) #

Jul 20, 2005: Zoom all the way in (Link: Nick R.) #

Jul 20, 2005: I guess if she were ugly, it'd be ok. #

Jul 17, 2005: The top of the Somerville Target store #

Jul 17, 2005: How some movies should have ended #

Jul 13, 2005: That's phenomenally dumb #

Jul 10, 2005: Waterpoof ink... (Link: Will) #

Jul 8, 2005: That's fantastic (Link: Nick S.) #

Jul 7, 2005: He's pretty crazy. (Link: Colin P.) #

Jul 2, 2005: Audiophiles are insane. Just insane. (Link: Will) #

Jun 30, 2005: That's incredibly disgusting (Link: Chris D.) #

Jun 29, 2005: "The ironing is delicious" #

Jun 27, 2005: Absurd and awesome (Link: Chris D.) #

Jun 18, 2005: A week later, we recut the solo with an actual ninja in the studio... (Link: Tim) #

Jun 16, 2005: Why bother with The Onion? (Link: Quentin) #

Jun 13, 2005: Scathing! (Link: Will) #

Jun 10, 2005: It's not as mean as the seals... (Link: Will) #

Jun 9, 2005: Who isn't going to be offended by this? (Link: Will) #

Jun 9, 2005: Well that's gross. #

Jun 8, 2005: It's raining men...holy hell #

Jun 7, 2005: That's just pathetic (Link: Mark J.) #

Jun 3, 2005: Who knew you could run over yourself? (Link: Chris D.) #

May 30, 2005: Orson Welles! #

May 21, 2005: That's pretty gross #

May 17, 2005: Someone had too much free time (Link: Chris) #

May 10, 2005: "An absolute and irrevocable transfer of title..." #

May 9, 2005: "Failure to stay in marked lanes" - Ha! #

May 5, 2005: What does that last line say about the cereal factory? (Link: Chris) #

Apr 20, 2005: Rationalizing is fun! #

Apr 17, 2005: Yet another company to avoid: Verizon #

Apr 11, 2005: Way to go, Best Buy #

Apr 8, 2005: I'm sorry, what? (Link: William) #

Apr 7, 2005: Holy Hell (Link: Ben) #

Apr 5, 2005: The World's First! #

Mar 31, 2005: Yeah, I think we've become too litigious. (Link: Quentin) #

Mar 18, 2005: Impressive Pennies (Link: Quentin) #

Mar 16, 2005: "I'm happy nobody's dead." (Link: Colin P.) #