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Update On The Most Sophisticated Technology
Posted 06.25.2008 @ 01:44 EDT

Back in March, I wrote about a ridiculous commercial for the Clear Blue pregnancy test. After viewing it once, I never saw it again. Until now! But they've edited it, the cowards!



Were there really complaints about this? And if so, did no one find the streaming imagery disturbing?

An Update To The Ol' Sporting Event Checklist
Posted 06.21.2008 @ 21:52 EDT

A few months back, I posted my Sporting Event Checklist, after I managed to get on the Jumbrotron at a Bruins game. Shortly after, I also got on it at a Celtics game, so I've now hit that one twice. As well, I could have seen Jon Lester's no-hitter on May 19th, but I was wiped out from a double-header two days earlier. Fortunately, I saw Derek Lowe's no-hitter way back when.

I mention this, because on Friday night I saw the Red Sox take on the Cardinals from seats up on the Green Monster, along with the new Sarah Shelton. I've actually had these seats a couple times before, and I've come for batting practice, in the hopes of snagging a ball, with no luck. That all changed yesterday, however, when I managed to glove a ball off the Volvo sign while the Cardinals took BP:



It's just a practice ball, as indicated by this stamp, but hey, it's something. After probably 75 baseball games, I finally managed to get a ball. Even better, I caught it on the fly, after it bounced off the sign, thanks to the glove I brought. Sarah was ducking, but I nabbed it. Now the only question is, what do I do with it?

The Ol' Sporting Event Checklist

✓ See a Super Bowl
✓ See a No-hitter
✓ See a World Series game
Get on the Jumbotron
Catch a game ball
    See a triple play
    See a streaker get decked by security

I should point out that my original list erroneously called for catching a foul ball, but that leasts out the possibility of catching a home run, especially a Sox home run, as well as a BP ball. This definitely counts though. If I manage to catch a Sox ball, this one will be even better, but for now, it's completed.

What A Sale!
Posted 06.10.2008 @ 10:42 EDT

Friend of the blog Chris D. spotted this at Whole Foods:



Have a look at the great savings. Regularly priced at $6.49, This Tom's Mouthwash is on sale for $8.99. What a bargain!

And just in case you can't figure out how good a deal that is, the label helpfully points out that that's a savings of negative 250 cents.



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